Actress Natasha Lyonne says she's terribly worried about abortion restrictions because without legalized infanticide, all those knocked-up 12-year-olds who need abortions might not be able to kill their babies.
Because, as we all know, we're just neck-deep in pregnant 12-year-olds over here.
Of course, you'll have to wade through a buffet-sized word salad to rival anything Kamala Harris ever served at a campaign event to understand Lyonne's concerns...and even then, it's a bit of a head-scratcher.
"I hate violence so much," Lyonne said on the red carpet last weekend, in response to a question about Donald Trump and the start of his second term in office.
"And I just think it's...that's the part of it. This country has aways had insanity, but to have a death toll and to be willing to do that, is a pill too great for me to swallow," she went on.
"Like sort of the dialect around oligarchs and sort of whatever else, it's...like, when I think of the kids, like the 12 year old girl that can't get an abortion or something, that's what really rips me apart. But this is America," she rambled.
Or, maybe, instead of trying to make sure pregnant 12-year-olds (of which we don't have an epidemic, in case you were getting concerned) can abort their preborn babies, perhaps we should be more concerned about the reason why a 12-year-old got pregnant in the first place, rather than making it easier for traffickers, child abusers, and rapists to get away with sexually assaulting middle school girls and covering it up through restriction-free abortion access.
Then again, Hollywood loves nothing more than to cover for pedophiles, so this tracks.